I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING, YOU WERE NOT SELECTED - STICKER

I Have Selective Hearing, You Were Not Selected – Sticker 
It’s not that I’m ignoring you… okay, actually it is. This brutally honest sticker is perfect for those who tune out nonsense, unsolicited opinions, and anyone who starts a sentence with “you should.”

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or directly on your noise-canceling headphones.

Savage. Silent. Selectively social.