I'M NOT OLD I'M VINTAGE - STICKER

"I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage" Sticker (Record Player Edition)

Like a fine wine... or a dusty record collection.

This sticker is for those who still remember what a mixtape is, crank their tunes on vinyl, and proudly say “back in my day” with flair. Stick it on your laptop, turntable, or that water bottle you swear is retro, not just dented.

🎶 Plays good vibes only
📻 Aged to perfection
🕺 Cooler than your nephew’s entire playlist

Stick it. Own it. Remind the world: vintage is just old with better taste.